My cousin sent this email, and I couldn't stop laughing haha.

题目: 一边.... 一边 ...

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊

题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了.

老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?

例题: 你 ( ) 我 ( )

小朋友写 : 你(好吗)我(很好).

例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我(很帅)，其实我(是戴面具的).

老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用?

题目: 好... 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗.

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?

题目: 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来.

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

题目: 欣欣向荣 (比喻生长美好的样子)

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣.

老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的…

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。

题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过...

题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净...

題目: 又..... 又 .....

小朋友写: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗?

題目: 瓜分

小朋友写：大傻瓜分不清是非.

老师评语：小傻瓜也分不清

題目: 况且

小朋友写：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．.

老师评语：…………… (晕了)


So anyway, the court case was eventually adjourned today as there were some issues not known to the medical investigators so they needed some time. Had breakfast at BreakThru Cafe. It is a modern dim sum place opposite the subordinate court. But it is far from normal. The waiters are people who were once judged in that very same court before, been into jail and out. Maybe working while facing the court would act as a reminder not to go back to their old ways. Plus, they are really friendly and the food is not bad, pricing is alright too. I wanna go back again actually, I heard their Nasi Lemak is good.

Anyone?

I remembered the other day when I was supposed to get my tution pay, the kid said (in mandarin actually), "My homework is not finished (he wanted me to do his homework for him), don't think you take the money then you are free to go okay?". HAH WISE ASS. In the end I stayed back for around 45minutes.